how the pussy should be eaten:
- like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
- like the key to happiness is buried in there.
- like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
- like they heard the fountain of youth was in there.
- like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.
- like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"